so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
Randomize
