Dual....:-)
Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Hired a new intern today and we have something in common. I blew her boyfriend in high school. Do you think she knows?
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
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