I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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