Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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