I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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