dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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