Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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