Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
PS: when I ask you if I look fat in a a dress DO NOT TAKE YOUR SWEET ASS GAY TIME to formulate an answer only to tell me in front of our family that perhaps I should buy Spanx. Do you WANT me to tell mom and dad you suck cock? Then be a good brother and have the common decency to LIEEEEEE!!!!
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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