He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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