Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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