the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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