Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
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