my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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