clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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