508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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