Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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