Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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