Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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