So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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