So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
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