Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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