i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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