This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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