He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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