I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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