$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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