we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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