oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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