Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
