I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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