So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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