yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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