You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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