yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
He better not be in your backpack
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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