I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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