You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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