Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
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