In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
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