I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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