so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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