he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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