the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
I think I ruined Robin and Mikes anniversary. I walked in on them fucking, accidentally broke the necklace he gave her, and I stole the keg from their party. Not in that order
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
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