She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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