Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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