I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
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