It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Randomize
