woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
if only i could text you this smell
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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