ugly people sure do ruin things
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I am mentally ready for anal.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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