sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
My room smells like vodka and shame
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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