so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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